To the Mountains...

I don't usually take much time to piss anyone off....

Argh! who am I kidding... tee hee

That's almost any other day... but when I DO take my time, the results...
that's a completely different story... Like this one!

For one fully schemed, awesome cool, stupendous prank take:

One awesome cool Orange Amp and Cab...check!













One Fender Telecaster...check!

One pissed off dood who works nights...check!

Finally...

One gorgeous Sunday morning...
...Sound Check!

Tee, hee...giggle giggle...

Live from my bedroom, its currently 9 am on a Sunday morning....

IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE!
featuring... ME!

There's a kind of burning smell like electronics that haven't been started in an age.
Who cares? It's working and it ain't setting shit on fire so...Win!
There's that hum again it's not as concerning as the smell...still no fires, Win!

Next step brew coffee... hello Sunday morning.
It's really Sunday night if you work nights like me.

My room warms up for no good reason... I blame it on the amp...
Still smells like burning...
Turning amp up....louder hum....

So with out further ado:
This for any and everyone of you;
That's ever started a lawnmower before 11am on a Sunday...
Who've though the world begins and ends from 9-5...
Who have noisy fuck off kids...
And especially, that CUNT FUCK who put their garbage in my recycling...

I fucking hate you...
This is for you, enjoy the noise ass hat!
My flatties hate me, so just join the queue

hmm no sugar in coffee is coffee fail...

I dunno if my pc will make it through this considering its on the floor.
here we go...

*dead*

...take that noisy neighbours...

Forty minutes of epic guitar shredding.
Rest assured if if I knew more chords i'd still be rocking out.
I felt the floor boards shaking underneath my feet, I guess my pc made it out alive.
Since you're reading this.
You are all far too lucky...knob jockeys.

Yeah i woke you up...
Care factor...

Zero.

I walked outside to take more photos.
I don't know how long she was there nor how long she was knocking, I didn't hear her. When I opened the door, there she was. LOL!
Right bedtime!

How to install windows xp on eeepc

ok, if you're like me you just bought a new eeepc
upgraded it to a new hard drive and ram module and are now wondering
WTF.
here is is what to do...
firstly don't do what i did, you NEED to create this on a 32 bit system!
i did it on a 64 bit system and it kept falling over...

download, torrent or steal these.
1) USB prep 8 here

2) PetoUSB here

3) Bootsec and, here


follow this guide and use a 32 bit platform to follow the guide jackass

Yawn...

I found out today, that one of the greatest things you can do as a proletariat grown up, is to tell your boss your'e not rocking in to work tomorrow.

Fuck you,
Shove it,
Various other final words spring to mind.

When it came to me,
I had always thought this would be some kind of grandiose event;
A butting of the minds...
A subtle point of view presented and defended by myself,
The exposition of some profound revelation,
Pervaded only by the cool eloquence someone like me could exude...
Except it didn't quite happen like that.

Fuck...

It went down like this...
I eschew my boss/line mgr/all round idiot. Cause fuck like they'd be at word outside of normal hours
And talk so someone in a similar position, who does this and many others to a degree that remains unappreciated and coincidentally happens to be someone I like and recognise the work they do.
Direction of the grand exit falls over here.

Discussion/Circumstances + New Employer = you can start Monday...What?

Fuck that, ima take a week off. Woot!

Still you cant help but think what if... well I can't.

But the subtly... It's understated bliss
No one will ever see me walk into that place again as a yoked piece of shit.
“I heard...”
“But you're...”
“Aren't you...”
“No fuck that shit.”

It's is pretty exciting.

And yet I hear, from reliable or otherwise sources that, idiots are being promoted after supremely qualified individuals have been fired or overlooked.
Shit sure is funny, and I don't mean haha funny either, actually it is for me, but not for the people I mentioned.
It doesn't make me wonder, why the whole shit heap is packing in.
And for the record its not packing in, there is just a re correction for the commodities boom of the early 2000's.

But rest assured the apocalypse is a few series of unfortunate, yet well timed events away.

Now I'm bored, wish I hadn't take that week off.

I don care anymore....

I Love the Inevitable

Like the Romans enjoyed the Goths.
And to put it in a relevant sense.
Like Capitalism enjoys its Hypocrisy.
Which it would seem, is every other day.

Oh... I love it.

Hello world. I am sick of understanding the people attempt to run you.
What counter measure do you recommend;

Communism is not to popular these days.
Though enjoyable, you don't enjoy your populace, as you tend to purge a little more than your regular regime.
And when that's acceptable, everyone else wants to engage you in nuclear war.

Much like pop, Capitalism eats itself.

Theocracy kind of fails, because, I, like many others, dont like killing people who think blue cheese is better or worse. so what else have you got for me?

God fucking Damn! This is problem isn't it?

Meh you know what I find interesting these days?
The price of oil.

Some would say the post Katrina peak was justified.

When in reality, there was a commodity boom of primary products around the globe around the same time that just happened to go unreported, but not unanalysed.

I think this, along speculators kind of hid the price of a barrel of oil.
Re-correction has definitely hit the market.

I really want to know where the oil is coming from, cause it isn't the peninsula Saudi Arabia.
You can check and see they are running a deficit which anyone will note will find astounding.

There is no justification for oil being so cheap unless the U.S have used their strat reserve, or the market has been flooded temporarily from some where else.

Man, please. Can some one spell it out for me. From 150 at the start of the year to 40 to 45 bux for a barrel of oil does not make sense. Unless there is price fixing involved.

Ok, the liquidity crisis has something to do with it.

SE Asian nations and China have been forced to drop or sell some of their under valued U.S currency to enforce traction.
But where is the oil coming from to fuel the demand?

Oil politricks are tricky, till they run out. Then they are obvious.

Let the Meltdown Commence!

OK. So I am now officially over the presidential rat race / popularity contest of the U.S
Reason being, there is not enough conditions for McSlaine to win.
1.He's not an incumbent, regardless of a war abroad
2.He's to old. -OK, taxpayers v retired folk he may have that set but...
3.There will be no jury fixing; in Florida after or any other state. The last political debacle has resulted in a -all eyes on- tamper free election.

Wahoo, hello grape soda and menthol cigarettes, an about fucking time too I say.
Yawn Obama... But never fear, policies never change...regardless of colour, or is that color?

Anyway fuck that, we know whos a gunna win.
So lets deal with the next issue.

I dunno how burnt you've been in the stock melt down/correction but I have seen some close buds been burnt by what can only be described as greed. And its easy to wave a finger and laugh, but when you see them every day its kinda sad...or is it?

I think its a lesson.

A lesson to be...smarter.

Sure there is money to be made in the market, but not forever.
Anything outside of an educated guess becomes a gamble, and if you're in the game long enough, your bound to lose.

So congratufucinglations shit heads, the government of the U.S just gave you a pat on the back for being an idiot. That's great... if you live there. If you don't though, tough shit. Now what.
Get an honest job and grind it out with the rest of the plebs?
The way I see it, you lost out. Day trading is for gamblers. Is the market going up, or down?
If you're a day trader, you can only make money on it going up. Guess what... it's going the other way. Go to the tab, you'll have better odds son.

Now for something completely different.

I was thinking about what made me happy.
-I was in Sydney International Airport not so long ago-
Flew in from Melbourne's national airport due to a connecting flight. And once the shopping/post flight entertainment had worn off. I was in a shitty, little wannabe cafe, bar, with me old homeboy Rick James/Luke Brown.
It was sunny and crownies and coopers were on offer.
Both delicious but Cooper's infinitely more so.
B.J Francis (who has an engagement on the 26th that I will not make) was in the firing line for a phone call from a sun baked vestibule.
Enjoyable it was.
I guess the best call of that hour was to a health food store in south waikato.
Some noob was interrogated by officer Brown lookin for some chick, no badge number or case id was requested.
I wonder if the message got back to her. Hmmm
Go POLICE staTE! s0o Waarrmmmm

Sarah Palin, We must bury you.

Why does ignorance bring out the hate in me?
I mean at work its pretty bad, I treat it as comedy I mean it's not like they want to lead a country or something.

But, When.... (I know its bad grammar but, I think, if you remember your syntax, I can get way with this one..) someone thinks Russia is their nearest neighbour despite the fact their on the wrong continent let alone wrong planet -it would seem. It kinda puts the shits up ya.

What the fuck is wrong with the States?
As if they don't have enough wrong with them they want to elect this piece of shit.
By shit, I mean Palin. Her list of political faux pas is bigger than my arm. I guess she is subscribing to the the gee double you bush style of electioneering.

What is wrong, you don't want to elect an
...edjookated nigga, please.

Afraid he might eat all the watermelon...?
Or perhaps the fried chicken?

What's your alternative, a fucking mummified old man who served in Vietnam.
Shit, Iraq is all over now isn't it?

Wake the fuck UP!

Ha, it has all ended up very wrong hasn't it, I wonder what Iraq ended up costing versus bailing out the economy.
What's a year in Iraq worth... 700 billion is it?

Look past your fucking sunburnt neck over your fucking nose and a mile down the road... see that, that's the end of American hegemony.

The Arabs have the oil, what little is left in the ground that's easy enough to turn into petrol.
Australia has a bit of yellow cake uranium left.
You can burn coal if you want... hey guess what happened when the english navy went from coal to oil, they beat the germans... you can do it too... wait coal is...hmm, not one, not two, but three dead ends there.

What are you going to do after you're forced to pay for a war machine... I mean in terms of real currency?

Gosh it sure is easy to be negative with such evil idiots at the helm.
Still despite colour I cant help but think its a lesser shade of evil regardless of who's in power.

“Unless you own a scoped rifle accurate beyond 200 meters this is your one chance to tell your government exactly how you feel.” Click on the link below.

Votin for simple folk.

Go with Charlemagne go on!

Fuck, I give up...

More Beer!

Well there's another week down. The lower house of the U.S senate likely passed a bail out bill for fucktards who can't manage money. So much for the invisible hand of government.
At least the commies didn't make any bones about fucking with the economy... Oh no this is under the auspices of “legislation,” and “...wait how the fuck do you justify this outside of bailout?” in reality the bill smacks of protectionism and nepotism for political favour rendered or as a political science student will tell you, “pork barrelling.”

All at the expense of the tax payer of course.

Let's just admit that neo-classicism economics got it wrong -again- and we can do nothing better than choke on our own -I will let you put a word here, -I pick indolence.
And that's not even paying attention to the riders on the bill.

The sad thing is, is that the rich won't feel the hypocrisy.

I guess we blame Greenspan for this, yeah Bernanke is a fucking idiot but in reality we should have seen it coming. With a regression of credit approval legislation and bullish economies. There should have been a level head at the wheel, instead there was a pedo, with a record, giving lessons to the children at the front gate.

I suspect , if I may, in the long run. Apart from the immediate effect on the U.S proletariat it'll be Middle Eastern and Chinese investors who will feel the bite, at least in the first instance, which will have a flow on to the S.E Asian region and by proxy home. The cascade from the Chinese dropping the dollar will be almost instantaneous unless there is a strong political voice in the Chinese market, which I doubt. Wait... did I just say I DOUBTED if there was a strong political voice in China? Hmmm.?

In essence it is not the fact that the government needed to intervene, it's the fact the current system cannot look after itself for any substantial period of time without falling into the same liquidity traps that come from prosperous times, that is the issue here. Still... where is out next world war?
I wonder how far we have to plunger be fore we become animals?

The ironic thing is, is that they house will have swayed the republican aspect of the house. All of McCain's buds that have been black eyed by this whole debacle and who yet advocate the most sever form of capitalism... when it suits them.

Here's Tom with the weather....

There's a 70 percent chance that I am now bored of this subject.

More Bill Hicks I say!

Again another boring week of being me, new jobs = fail